I went on an ant killing spree a little while ago. They invaded my home. To those I let live, I give [almost] the same warning The Doctor gave the Sycorax on Christmas Day.
"By the ancient rights of combat, I forbid you to scavenge here for the rest of time. And when you go back to the stars (outdoors) and tell others of this planet (house), when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, when you talk of the Earth (my residence), then make sure that you tell them this...
...it is defended!"
[Note: No, I don't think I got too carried away with this. They were biting me, y'all.]
Fantastic! I started using this new sugar scrub and it attracted a ton of huge ants! I'm going to use this speech on them...
ReplyDeleteIt just felt right to make those declarations. I'm hoping that they heed my warning. It won't go over well for them if they return...lol
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